I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work …
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car and wouldn't you know it!
He was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said, 'I'm NOT f*#@ing happy!'
So I said, 'Which f*#@ing one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

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Arguably my Automobile is Awash with Alliteration - Subaru Sti S202