NOT SAFE FOR WORK: CONTAINS A WORD SOME MAY CONSIDER VULGAR (but luckily not me
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This is a story about 4 people named Everycunt, Someothercunt, Anycunt and Nocunt. One day, there was a job that needed doing and Someothercunt was asked to do it. Everycunt was sure Someothercunt would do it, but Nocunt did it. Everycunt got angry because it was Someothercunt's job. Nocunt didn't realise that Anycunt could have done it. It ended up with Everycunt blaming Someothercunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could have done.