Two more classics for you:
A man goes to the zoo.
When he gets there, there was only a dog.
It was a shitzu.
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Imagine if we had Corporate Condoms???
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing
or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would
probably advertise more openly.
* Nike Condoms: Just do it
* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
* Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
* Optus Condoms: Yes!
* KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good
* M&M's Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
* Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit
* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
* Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
*
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....
* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek
* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.
* Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy
The following brands would probably not sell very well.....
* Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
* AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That
* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....
* Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you
* TAC Condoms: Speed kills
* Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
* Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face
* Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you