You just sound like a dickhead. You break the law, you get punished. It doesnt matter if he was smiling at you giving you the ticket, or had his wang in your face, knocking your teeth out, you would still have a sook.
If you have been "driving all over the world for 20 years", one would assume you are 40+. Makes me wonder why you act so childish.
"Keep you fogs on mate!"