Ahh, the one and only Mr XT43 !

You'll have to forgive them for not remembering you, young fellow.

It's probably not their alzheimers that's responsible - but they did say they shagged some young guy with a little johnson a while back - and that it was as bad as having sex with old Jasper Kentucky......
(he died from a viagra overdose and the old girls kept him in the fridge for some action when nothing else was around)

It must have been you !