Welcome Thomas.

Perth WRX is a very serious forum for serious people. So far your frivolous attitude and insistence that you are 'insane' will have not made you many friends.

Here at Perth WRX we treat motor-sport and car culture as a grave and reverent subject; we do not see it as an opportunity for fun, socialising or any form of enjoyment whatsoever.

We do not approve of the following things: hijinks, shenanigans, tomfoolery, capers, antics, horseplay, skylarking, buffoonery, nonsense, insanity, clowning, pranks, tricks, escapades, mischief, fun, or silliness.

For any planned modifications you will need to fill in a 12C Declaration of Intent and file it with the committee. If we approve that this modification serves only to improve one of the following areas: Horsepower/Torque, Mechanical Grip, Downforce, Braking or Handling then, and only then, we may consider approval. Rest assured modifications in the following areas: aesthetics and anything containing the words 'doof' or 'doof', will swiftly be denied. If modifications are approved by the committee and carried out, under no circumstances are you to enjoy them.

If you approach automobiles in such a serious and solemn nature you will find companionship amongst us.

Yours in Solemnity,
TheDoctor