I wish I was a scientist

FME (fat methyl ester) bio-diesel can be made from animal fats, but I'm not sure how much fat is in a cane toad...probably not much, so you'd probably need thousands of the buggers to make fuel.

But hey, there are thousands to be had, right??

Best way to do it is to pulverise the fuckers into a liquid form, and then use catalytic depolymerization, a process which uses heat and catalysts to separate usable fuel oil from the liquid.

Dont know if the cane toads are suitable for this purpose, but I'm not sure if anyone has tried yet!!!