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lol.. what a stooge... so let me get this straight, even if he makes a concious effort to remember where he borrowed a pen from, or which desk he picked a stapler up from, he wouldn't be able to remember where it was? Is this guy retarded? How does he find his way into work each morning, or home even?
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The USB cables reminds me of a job my Dad told me about.
He is an ex telstra linesman, gets a call that a customer has no dial tone. Gets there and the guy is a big greek farmer. Says he doesnt know what happened, phone no work. After testing, and asking a bunch more questions it turned out the farmer had been digging in the front yard. Cut clean through the phone cable, so tied both ends together and buried it. |
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Yeah like me.
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[QUOTE=macjeffrey;404932]* is called "potholes" at work because we try to avoid him'
I was on a contiki with this retard and we called him 'cyclone'. so when we were talking amongst ourselves and he was heading our way there was a slow moving tropical cyclone heading our way. Brendon
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^^ we have a guy at work we call the 'coat' - his last name has coat in it, so thats where he thinks it comes from, but its usually because he is standing that close to you, you might as well be wearing him... sneaks up on you and stands right behind you, silent, until u turn around to get something from the printer and run right into him... freak
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We've got the worlds most important T.A at work. Just ask him.
His car shits itself or his missus is using it, something like that. Either way he is unable to get to work for the week. The place can't run without him so he goes and begs for a work ute to take home. Somehow he manages to wing it and they give him one. He then proceeds to have a fit about how unfair it is that they wont give him a fuel card for it and that he'll have to pay to fill it up.
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Sounds like Bob Garlic HAHAHAHA
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