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Should really have hit with a rick rolla...
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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?
Walking |
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Oooooohhhh, bad taste jokes. Gotta love 'em
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What's the hardest part about rollerskating?
Telling your family and friends that you are gay.
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Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie rules and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood.
He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season. Two weeks later the magpies are down by 6 goals to Essendon with only 10 minutes left. The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the magpies! The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star. When the player comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about his first day of AFL. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 10 minutes today, we were 6 goals down, but I kicked 7 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media... 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such a great time.' The young Iraqi is very upset. 'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.' 'Sorry? You're sorry?' says his mum, 'It's your fault we moved to Collingwood in the first place!' |
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^^^^^^Dan that would be funnier if it wasn't so true
While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Julia Gillard, and her being our prime minister. The old farmer said, "Well, ya know, Julia is just a Post Tortoise." Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What's a "Post Tortoise?" The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a Tortoise balanced on top, that's a post Tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, she sure as hell isn't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb bastard put her up there in the first place."
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ahaha good :P
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So when I arrived in Australia from New Zealand I was standing in line at Perth Airport and a customs officer approached me..
I'm thinking.. oh no what have I done.. I bet it's because I'm a dodgy Kiwi.. He asks me "Sir, just looking at your form.. do you have any criminal convictions". I replied calmly "I didn't think I still needed one".. He didn't find this funny. |
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